Do you have a mother?

Mama has been living at "The Manor" for about 4 months now. When she got there she was overdue for a pedicure and she still needs one now. Lynn, the nurse practitioner, just doesn't seem to have time to work it in, no matter how many times she is scheduled to do it. We'd do it ourselves, but Mama is on coumadin, and needs hers done professionally. That's beside the point though, because I know what my younger sister is going to do. In a way that only she can pull off, she's going to get this taken care of. The conversation will start something like this...

"Lynn, do you have a mother?..."